Dear daughter, it’s me your father
I think it’s time we had a talk
The boys are coming around because your beautiful
And it’s all your mother’s fault
Now I have been trying hard to raise you up right
No drinkin’, no smokin’, no swearin’
But your old man has got a little more advice
When it comes to the clothes that your wearing
Modest Is Hottest
The latest fashion trend is a little more Amish
A little less Kardashian
What the boys really love is a turtleneck and a sensible pair of slacks
Honey, Modest Is Hottest
Sincerely, your Dad
If catching you doing dances on the TikTok
In a crop top
So help me God
You will be grounded til the world stops
I am just kidding…no I’m Not
All the parents be saying their prayers
That all their girls they be wearing more layers
Moms and Dads around the world yea their on their knees
Lord make them more like Jesus and less like Cardi B
No offence to Cardi B
I am sure she’s a really nice girl and Jesus loves her but I just think…
What the boys really love is a one piece
With a raincoat over that
Honey, Modest is hottest,
Sincerely your Dad
Trust me Modest is Hottest
Sincerely, your Dad
In like manner, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefastness and sobriety; not with braided hair, and gold or pearls or costly raiment;
but (which becometh women professing godliness) through good works.
beholding your chaste behavior `coupled' with fear.
Then the king's servants, that were in the king's gate, said unto Mordecai, Why transgressest thou the king's commandment?
For after this manner aforetime the holy women also, who hoped in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection to their own husbands:
A woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment; for whosoever doeth these things is an abomination unto Jehovah thy God.
`As' a ring of gold in a swine's snout, `So is' a fair woman that is without discretion.
Strength and dignity are her clothing; And she laugheth at the time to come.