Cereal

Steven Malcolm turns an ordinary childhood breakfast into a full-blown anthem of gratitude and abundance. The track rattles off brand names at a rapid clip — Froot Loops, Lucky Charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Trix — and pairs them with a running joke about 2% milk poured over every bowl. There's a real arc of delight here: the chorus insists on a bowl of cereal as the everyday meal, while the verses brag about shopping carts full of boxes and the freedom to eat it whenever rather than only in the morning. The turning point comes late, when the rapper recalls waking up in a tank top and heading straight to the kitchen, thanking the Lord before his mom asks what he's getting. That small moment reframes the whole song — the cereal obsession becomes a picture of simple, uncomplicated thankfulness, the kind that starts in a diaper and never really changes. The humor is goofy and self-aware, but the closing image of a family who can vouch for his three-bowls-a-day habit keeps it grounded in real life rather than pure novelty.